if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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