After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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