I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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