Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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