Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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