my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
