Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You took a bar mat shot.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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