Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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