so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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