And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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