I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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