So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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