nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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