She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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