Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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