Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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