Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
