have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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