I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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