i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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