Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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