guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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