the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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