Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This girl is more easily done than said...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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