Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
