I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
