yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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