Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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