Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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