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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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