i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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