on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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