i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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