After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
