i think i have herpe
just one?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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