Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm both gender and math confused
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