Can Purell be used as lube?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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