How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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