Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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