I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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