belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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