so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
cat food counts as protein by the way
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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