i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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