Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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