Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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