we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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