: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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