Are we in a gay sports bar?
so explain again why im purple
no
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
