Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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