i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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